The Witch's Brew: A Collection of Hilarious Short Stories Starring the Wicked Witch of the West by Darrin Mason

Author:Darrin Mason [Mason, Darrin]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781500354763
Amazon: 1500354767
Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Published: 2014-06-26T23:00:00+00:00

CHAPTER SIX

Bat And Two Balls Between My Legs Man and Boy Wondering Better Watch Out For Bats And Balls followed the lead the Commissioner had given them and it led them to the Stevens’ home. They climbed out of the Bat And Two Balls Between My Legs Mobile and went to the door.

Glad Its Crabs And Nothing Else opened her lounge window and poked the barrel of the shotgun through it. She pulled the trigger and the bullet struck Boy Wondering Better Watch Out For Bats And Balls in the butt. It wasn’t the first time he’d had a bullet in the butt and he rather enjoyed it, if the truth be known.

Bat And Two Balls Between My Legs Man turned to him. “All those times you slid down the Bat And Two Balls Between My Legs Pole, and all it took was a bullet in the butt. Thanks for that.”

Boy Wondering Better Watch Out For Bats And Balls replied, “I can’t help it if the Bat And Two Balls Between My Legs Pole just doesn’t do it for me. Is it my fault if a bullet does? Huh?”

The door opened in front of them. Bat And Two Balls Between My Legs Man said to Boy Wondering Better Watch Out For Bats And Balls, “We’ll discuss this later.”

They entered the house and looked around the lounge. It was dark but for the light of several candles in the far corner. The light was enough for the Duo With Sticks of Dynamite In Their Pants to see Dorothy still locked in her cage, but it wasn’t enough for them to see the Wicked Witch hiding in the other corner. The Wicked Witch jumped out at them. “Ah-HAHHHH!!”

Bat And Two Balls Between My Legs Man emptied the contents of the Bat And Two Balls Between My Legs Cave into his pants and the smell was terrible.

The Wicked Witch held her nose. “Awww me God, Bat And Two Balls Between My Legs Man. Really?”

Boy Wondering Better Watch Out For Bats And Balls did his best to ignore the smell but it was so bad it was just too hard to ignore for very long at all. He dry-reached then turned and ran out of the house where there might be bullets in the butt that might also be bullets in other parts of the body, but at least the air was fresh. What he wasn’t anticipating though was the flying egg that moments later crashed into him, killing him instantly. The director called out, “Cut. Holy fucking crap. Can we please cut?”

The egg cracked open and a man in a red jumpsuit with a silver triangle on his chest climbed out.

The director called out. “Who in God’s name are you meant to be?”

The man in the red jumpsuit with a silver triangle on his chest smiled. “Morkus, from Orkus.”

The director smacked the palm of his hand against his forehead. “Holy shit, mister. Do you realize you just killed one of my stars?”

Morkus from

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